The Poopsmith Song.

Ever heard it? It's by Over the Rhine and it goes a little something like this:

Not on your arm
Not on your leg
Not in the toast
Not in the eggs
Not on the carpet
Nor the linoleum
Just how'd your little brother get it smeared all over him?

Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty

Not on your brother
Not on your sis
Not on any family member, you might wanna make a list

Not on the plants
Not in your hair
Not on the porch
No, we do not want to share

Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty

Not on the swing
Not on the slide
Not while we're spinnin' on a carnival ride
Not on the window
Not on the wall
No more surprises on the light switch down the hall

Hey!

Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty

Not in the yard
You're on your honor
Don't go gettin' no ideas from the neighbors weimereiner

Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty...

It's actually quite catchy. We listen to it once in a while in the car — it's on a great CD I have called For the Kids Three. I love that it very clearly states where poop goes...and does not go.

If only they'd worked in a line about fences.

Thumbs down, indeed.