Sacrifice.

You know what's sad? When you get the chance to spend an evening with three of your favorite people — who you never get to see because two of them moved far away — and you don't get a picture together because you're too busy trying to keep your children from bonking other babies on the head with SpongeBob watering cans (Calvin), eating grass (Vivian), and...well, this didn't really apply to the third kid. John just sat there and looked cute in his bumbo. He's too small to cause much trouble yet.

Oh, well. At least I got pictures of the kids. It's all about them, after all. We're just their lame parents.